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Just gonna sit there and stalk some girl? 

Spend all night commenting like a bunch of pervs 

Dont understand why was there ten replys

It's not like I ever met you in real life

I hate weird Facebook guys

Guy 1: I can't believe you've been to that place 

I 'm always there just not on weeknights 

Guy 2: Yo, it's been a while, right? 

Girl you lookin' damn nice! 

Guy 1: Remember me? 

We met last night in the keg line 

I thought we hit it off, right? 

You got plans for Tuesday night? 

Guy 3: Hi there what's up? 

Wanted to say 

I just think it's fate 

That you live on my best friend's dorm room floor 

And by the way next weekend I think I'll be in town 

And was thinking maybe 

We'd go on a date and see 

What happens later 

Guy 2: Hey ^who's this moron? 

Guy 1: yo fuck you dude 

Go away 

Guy 2: you fag come here I'll kick your ass 

Guy 3: Aw babe, you okay? 

Are you in pain? 

Need chicken noodle soup? 

p.s I'm Nate 

Guy 2: How's your bro Dan? 

He was such a bad ass 

Dad: He passed away 

Guy 4: Thanks for the add 

You model? 

Guy 5: hey you never came to class it's all good 

I'll bring the notes to your place 

Hey was outside your door 

For 3 hours you never came 

No worries I can come back again 

Just gonna sit there and creep my pics 

Man what the hell 

Is this the way you get your kicks 

I'm wearing overalls, no skin at all
 what the hell you creeps that was my mom's birthday 

that was my mom's birthday 

Guy 3: You ever see a friend of a friend that you never met but you knew you would click it would be a shame if you never got to know me 

Guy1: Was at Bojo’s on Friday 

Were you there? 

Must have missed you 

Guy 2: Hey, I tried to hit you up but you don't answer 

You swore that you would call me back tomorrow 

I feel up to make the drive down 

Guy 3: This was prob’ly a mistake but you blocked me would be cool to undo it 

Guy 4: Who's this guy with the spiky hair? 

Guy 5: What's this doucher? 

Guy 6: Who's that dude? 

Guy 7: Boyfriend? :( 

Guy 2: Just got to your campus 

Wanna meet up 

Guy 1: Hey there babe, was just browsing where'd your photos go? 

Why'd you go and change all your settings around missed your halloween pics 

Guy 3: Hey it's me it happened again accidentally blocked me girl, but that's OK ;) 

I just found your myspace 

Go on add me 

Guy 1: missed you at shot night 

Guy 5: what are you doing now 

Guy 2: call me, I’m in your hall 

Guy 3: just put you in my top friends 

Guy 5: messaged you again 

Guy 6: yo, you gotta stop by Steve’s 

Guy 7: hello, hello. 

Guy 8: ‘member me? We’re in the same psych class. 

Just gonna go head and message me. 

We’re not friends to me you’re all a bunch of creeps.

 Oh what can I do to stop these nerds. 

It seems desperate but this is my last resort. 

I'm deleting my Facebook. 

I'm deleting my Facebook.

Salon-perfect hair

Getting the salon treatment at home is now possible, thanks to Toni&Guy hair care products.

HEARD of the 24-hour hair cut? You leave the hair salon with a gorgeous new cut that’s styled to perfection – most likely fashioned after some celebrity (Posh Spice is reportedly a favourite at hair salons). You enjoy the compliments that come your way.

And then, the inevitable happens. You wash your hair and it falls apart. Nothing you do can restore that wonderful vogue style you sported less than 24 hours ago. How do you recreate a salon-perfect cut at home? All you need is the right products and of course, a good hair dryer and hairbrush help, too.

The arrival of Toni & Guy salon hair products is good news and it retails not only at salons, but at 50 Watsons stores nationwide.

The hair care range, explains Maria Norrman, CEO and founder of DNA Beaute (sole distributor of Toni & Guy hair care products in Asia), is just what consumers need to achieve salon-perfect hair. The range, first released in 2002, aims to make it easy for women to style their hair at home and in a flash.

Hair with flair: ‘The Toni & Guy range of hair products makes it possible for everyone to recreate a salon look very quickly,’ says Maria Norrman.

“Not everyone has two hours to spend on their hair every morning. The Toni & Guy range of hair products makes it possible for everyone to recreate a salon look very quickly.

“You just need to follow our simple four-step regimen – shampoo, condition, style and finish. A lot of women have a similar regimen for their face but not many do it for their hair,” observes Norrman. The range went through a revamp a couple of years ago to improve its existing formula and increase customer satisfaction. The top priority was to make the brand even more accessible to consumers than it already was.

As such, the products are now colour coded with each colour catering to distinct hair types with consumers’ styling goals. Pink, for example, is for those who want to achieve a curly do – no matter whether its sexy curls or feminine waves – while combating frizz. Red is to add volumme and texture to your mane while offering protection from the elements, and Aqua is to help you achieve that sleek, straight and perfectly groomed style. There are in total more than 30 products across the three different ranges.

Explains Norrman: “Many hair care products focus on the texture of your hair – whether it’s dry or oily or normal but for the Toni & Guy range, the starting point is the look you’re trying to create. It makes it easier for customers to choose the product most suitable for them.”

The labelling on the products are also more consumer-friendly – what you see is exactly what you get. Example: the Toni & Guy beach curl spray helps you get beach curls; the tame-it serum helps tame wayward, frizzy hair and the finishing shine spray makes your hair ... shine. Easy, no?

Established by Italian hairdresser Guiseppe Mascolo – better known as Toni — and his brother Gaetano (Guy) in 1963, Toni & Guy has since become one of the world’s biggest high street hairdressing brand, not just in Britain but all around the world.

Toni & Guy has 480 salons in more than 40 countries, more than 28 hairdressing academies around the world and has won more than 85 awards – they are the first hairdressing salon ever to be voted a “coolbrand” in 2006 and “superbrand” in 2005, 2006 and most recently, 2008.

Although Gaetano passed away earlier this year, Mascolo continues to steer the business with the support and help of his family. His siblings (three brothers who oversee Tony & Guy operations in the United States) and his children (Christian and Sacha Mascolo-Tarbuck, who was the youngest person to win Newcomer of the Year title at the British Hairdressing Awards when she was 19) are actively involved in the business too. This, says Norrman, keeps the brand relevant and its products consumer-driven.

“Toni Mascolo is still very much involved in the business. He cuts hair in his London salons every Sunday and his daughter Sacha was the creative brain behind this current range of products. She was involved in everything – from the range architecture to the trial and testing of the products to the packaging,” says Norrman, who is based in Hong Kong.

An important part of the Toni & Guy brand, says Norman, is the hairdressing academies where all the learning and development takes place. There are now more than 20 Toni & Guy hairdressing academies all around the world, with the latest one set to open in Kuala Lumpur next month.

“All Toni & Guy hairdressers, whether in London or Japan or elsewhere, are retested every year. Even senior hairstylists have to be tested as Toni believes one never stops learning,” says Norrman.

All Toni & Guy hairstylists are required to undergo training at before they start work at the salons. A training programme can take up to five years to complete. The academies are however, not exclusive for Toni & Guy stylists and often provide training for independant hairstylists from various other salons around the world as well.

“Toni & Guy truly has such a rich and long heritage in cutting edge (hair) fashion, and with its emphasis on training and development, you can be confident of the Toni & Guy products,” says Norrman, adding that Toni & Guy is the official hair care sponsor for London Fashion Week.

Though a bona fide salon/professional brand, the Toni & Guy range aspires to be accessible to the masses. As a result, the range is available at popular retail outlets (Watsons in Malaysia, Boots in Britain and Thailand). The products are priced relatively low for a professional range, ranging from RM29.90 for shampoo and RM 59.90 for styling and finishing products. The range also comes in mini sizes, suitable for travel.

Local representative for the Toni & Guy hair care range in Malaysia, Arnaud Marolleau adds: “The brand is able to maintain low prices simply because of its large volumme of sales. Our products are in thousands of stores worldwide. Toni & Guy has more than 2,000 outlets worldwide so it’s just a matter of scale.”

Though the brand is mostly popular with women (63%), Norman asserts that the Toni & Guy range is essentially a metrosexual brand, especially the red range. There is a range specifically for men, called Men Only, which was launched in February 2006.

Here’s to hoping that Toni & Guy can spell the end of 24-hour haircuts for good.

PATRICKJMT

About him:  He has been teaching mathematics for over 8 years at the college/university level and tutoring for over 15 years.   In the past, he have taught at Austin Community College,  at Vanderbilt University (a top 20 ranked university) and at the University of Louisville.  

      Although the bulk of my tutoring comes from the University of Texas - Austin, he tutored a number of middle school and high school students around town as well.  In addition, he have worked with students from just about every college/university in Austin at some point.

      He also have a number of wonderful people who help him tutor in Austin and Nashville.  Everyone he hire must possess AT LEAST an undergraduate degree in mathematics or applied math (such as engineering or computer science) and obviously be a strong, but patient communicator.  A good tutor anticipates questions before they are ever verbalized by the student.  Teaching is my passion, and he make sure that those who work with me have the same love and enthusiasm for teaching mathematics.

   Often times, people are nervous about getting help in math: don't be!  he tell his students all the time that math is challenging for all of us at one point or another.  His intent is to provide clear and thorough explanations, and to present them in an environment in which the student is comfortable.   Although he do not promise to make someone into an A+ student overnight, with regular help just about every student he have encountered makes significant improvements over time.  Think about learning math in the same way you would learn to play piano or learn another language: it takes time, patience, and LOTS of practice.

     His schedule does fill up very quickly each school year, so feel free to contact me at any point about availability.  He keep a very, very busy schedule, but he is doing his best to respond to everyone within 24 hours. 

  Lastly, he have tons of free math videos that you can view as often as you like. You can also use them as a chance to see my teaching style and methods of explaining different problems.  Of course, in a real life session there is a lot of interaction between us - something that is lacking in the videos, although he os doing his to address common mistakes and common questions in the videos .

  

Nikah Tutup Aurat, Sanding Buka Aurat

Setiap kali majlis nikah, ia biasanya dilangsungkan di masjid mahupun di surau. Jadi, di situ biasanya ahli keluarga terdekat dan rakan taulan hadir untuk menyaksikan sendiri majlis bersejarah yang menyatukan dua hati.

Biasalah, jika dilakukan di masjid, semua yang hadir perlu mematuhi adab memasuki masjid. Sudah pasti, antara lain yang dipatuhi ialah adab menutup aurat dengan sempurna.

Jadi, di situ dapat kita lihat ramai yang hadir cantik menutup aurat khususnya yang perempuan, termasuklah perempuan yang akan dinikahkan.

Alangkah indahnya majlis penyatuan hati disertai oleh orang-orang yang patuh pada tuntutan agama. Aurat dijaga, kelakuan diperhati. Si pengantin perempuan elok menutup aurat, duduk tertunduk mengenang hari-hari yang bakal dilalui sebagai isteri sejurus lafaz nikah oleh bakal suaminya disahkan.

Namun yang sedihnya, ia hanya setakat majlis nikah itu.

Apabila tiba majlis persandingan, tudung hilang entah ke mana, aurat terdedah di sini sana.

Tiada lagi kesucian majlis sepertimana yang ada pada majlis nikah sebelumnya. Itu belum lagi dibincangkan hal tingkah laku yang ada kalanya hilang kawalan. Dalam sedar mahupun tidak, banyak mata yang memerhati.

Malangnya, bukannya semua yang hadir ke majlis persandingan adalah mahram kepada pengantin. Sudah tentu hadirin terdiri daripada orang-orang yang bukan mahram juga, yang tidak halal mata mereka menjamah aurat pengantin, khususnya yang perempuan.

Jika dalam majlis nikah, segala tuntutan agama boleh dipenuhi, mengapa tidak meneruskannya dalam majlis persandingan pula?

Apakah ada beza amalan agamamu ketika majlis nikah dan ketika majlis persandingan? Apabila ada beza auratmu kepada yang bukan mahram ketika di masjid dan ketika di luar masjid? Mengapa ada kesedaran bahawa agamamu ialah Islam ketika dinikahkan, tetapi tidak ketika berada di persandingan?

Pelik. Tetapi itulah realitinya yang kerap berlaku sekarang.

Buat bakal pengantin, sedarlah bahawa Islam mewajibkan umatnya menutup aurat kepada orang yang bukan mahram setiap masa dan tidak kira di mana-mana.

Nasihat ini bukan khusus untuk wanita sahaja. Buat keluarga pengantin perempuan, tunjukkanlah cara yang terbaik yang menurut tuntutan Islam dalam menganjurkan majlis. Buat si bakal suami, ketahuilah bahawa sejurus lafaz nikah disahkan, tanggungjawab, dosa dan pahala isteri ditanggung suami. Usahlah menjadi suami yang dayus dengan membenarkan isteri mendedahkan auratnya.

Seolah-olah tidak ada makna dan tidak istimewa nikah yang dilafazkan sekiranya mata orang-orang yang bukan mahram berkongsi melihat aurat isterimu.

lelaki memang pelik

1.Jika kamu melayannya dengan baik, dia fikir kamu jatuh cinta kepadanya. Jika tidak, kamu akan dianggapnya sombong. 

2. Jika kamu berpakaian cantik, dia fikir kamu sedang cuba untuk menggodanya. Jika tidak, dia kata kamu kekampungan. 

3. Jika kamu berdebat dengannya, dia kata kamu keras kepala. Jika kamu berdiam diri, dia kata kamu tak ada IQ tinggi. 

4. Jika kamu lebih pintar daripada dia, dia akan jatuh air muka. Jika dia yang lebih pintar, dia bilang hebat. 

5. Jika kamu tidak cinta padanya, dia akan cuba mendapatkanmu bermati-matian. Jika kamu mencintainya, dia akan cuba untuk meninggalkanmu. 

6. Jika kamu beritahu dia masalahmu, dia kata kamu menyusahkan. Jika tidak, dia tuduh kamu tidak mempercayainya. 

7. Jika kamu cerewet padanya, dia anggap kamu seperti seorang pengasuh . Jika dia yang cerewet pada kamu, itu kerana dia mengambil berat. 

8. Jika kamu mungkir janji kamu, kamu tidak boleh dipercayai. Jika dia yang ingkari janjinya, dia melakukannya kerana terpaksa. 

9. Jika kamu menyakitinya, kamu sangat kejam. Jika dia yang menyakitimu, itu kerana kamu terlalu sensitif dan terlalu sukar untuk dijaga hati. 

10. Jika kamu mengirimkan ini pada lelaki-lelaki, mereka pasti bersumpah semua ini tidak benar..... HAHAHAHA

That'z Why I Went To Study Graphic Design !

What y'all wanna do?

Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Stalkers?

Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?

9 to 5, chillin' at Starbucks cafe?

Yeah, payin' the bills with my mad programming skills

Defraggin' my hard drive for thrills

I got me a hundred gigabytes of RAM

I never feed trolls and I don't read spam

Installed a T1 line in my house

Always at my PC, double-clickin' on my mouse

Upgrade my system at least twice a day

I'm strictly plug-and-play, I ain't afraid of Y2K

I'm down with Tom Anderson, I call him "My Myspace" for short

I phone him up at home and I make him do my tech support

You've gotta be the dumbest newbie I've ever seen

You've got white-out all over your screen

You think your Commodore 64 is really neato

What kinda chip you got in there, a Dorito?

You're usin' a 286? Don't make me laugh

Your Windows boots up in what, a day and a half?

You could back up your whole hard drive on a floppy diskette

You're the biggest joke on the Internet

Your database is a disaster

You're waxin' your modem, tryin' to make it go faster

Hey fella, I bet you're still livin' in your parents' cellar

Downloadin' pictures of that girl that is more pretty than you are

And postin' "Me too!" like some brain-dead AOL-er

I should do the world a favor and cap you like Old Yeller

Uh, uh, loggin' in now

Wanna run wit my crew, hah?

Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?

They call me the queen of the spreadsheets

Got 'em printed out on my bedsheets

My new computer's got the clocks, it rocks

But it was obsolete before I opened the box

You say you've had your desktop for over a week?

Throw that junk away, man, it's an antique

Your laptop is a month old? Well that's great

If you could use a nice, heavy paperweight

My digital media is write-protected

Every file inspected, no viruses detected

I beta tested every operation system

Gave props to some, and others? I dissed 'em

While your computer's crashin', mine's multitaskin'

It does all my work without me even askin'

Got a flat-screen monitor forty inches wide wide

I believe that your says "Etch-A-Sketch" on the side

In a 32-bit world, you're a 2-bit user

You've got your own newsgroup, "alt.total-loser"

Your motherboard melts when you try to send a fax

Where'd you get your CPU, in a box of Cracker Jacks?

Play me online?

Well, you know that I'll beat you

If I ever meet you.

I'll control-alt-delete you

What? What? What? What? What?

Mengapa Hawa tercipta saat Adam tertidur dan Hawa melahirkan saat dirinya terbangun??

Seorang laki-laki jika dia kesakitan, maka dia akan membenci. Sebaliknya wanita, saat dia kesakitan, maka semakin bertambah sayang dan cintanya,, Seandainya Hawa diciptakan dari Adam As saat Adam terjaga, pastilah Adam akan merasakan sakit keluarnya Hawa dari sulbinya, hingga dia membenci Hawa. Akan tetapi Hawa diciptakan dari Adam saat dia tertidur, agar Adam tidak merasakan sakit dan tidak membenci Hawa. Sementara seorang wanita akan melahirkan dalam keadaan terjaga, melihat kematian dihadapannya, namun semakin sayang dan cinta nya kepada anak yang dilahirkan bahkan ia akan menebus nya dengan kehidupannya.

Sesungguhnya Allah menciptakan Hawa dari tulang rusuk yang bengkok yang tugasnya adalah melindungi Qalbu(jantung, hati nurani). Oleh karena itu, tugas Hawa adalah menjaga qalbu. Kemudian Allah menjadikan nya bengkok untuk melindungi qalbu dari sisi yang kedua. Sementara Adam diciptakan dari tanah, dia akan menjadi petani, tukang batu, tukang besi, dan tukang kayu. Wanita selalu berinteraksi dengan perasaaan, dengan hati, dan wanita akan menjadi seorang ibu yang penuh kasih sayang, seorang saudari yang penyayang, seorang putri yang manja, dan seorang istri yang penurut.

Dan wajib bagi Adam untuk tidak berusaha meluruskan tulang yang bengkok tersebut, seperti yang dikabarkan oleh Nabi Muhammad SAW, “jika seorang lelaki meluruskan yang bengkok tersebut dengan serta merta, maka dia akan mematahkannya.” Maksud nya adalah dengan kebengkokan tersebut adalah perasaan yang ada pada diri seorang wanita yang mengalahkan perasaan seorang laki-laki.

Maka wahai Adam janganlah merendahkan perasaan Hawa, dia memang diciptakan seperti itu. Apabila seseorang wanita mengatakan dia sedang bersedih, tetapi dia tidak menitikkan airmata, itu berarti dia sedang menangis di dalam hatinya. Apabila dia tidak menghiraukan kamu setelah kamu menyakiti hatinya, lebih baik beri dia waktu untuk menenangkan hatinya sebelum kamu meminta maaf. Dan wanita sulit untuk mencari sesuatu yang dia benci untuk orang yang paling dia sayang ,,,,,,,

jimmy choo

Kim K wearing Jimmy Choo's shoes on the left and Jimmy Choo's sunglasses on the right

Jimmy Choo in the middle along side with his friends

A sample of Jimmy Choo's sunglasses

A sample of Jimmy Choo's shoes

Click the picture for enlargement to see clear calue of Jimmy Choo's price :)

Click here and here to see the interviews of Jimmy Choo :)
Dato' Jimmy Choo OBE, born Jimmy Choo Yeang Keat, (Chinese: 周仰杰)  is a Malaysian fashion designer based in London, United Kingdom. He is best known for founding Jimmy Choo Ltd that became known for its hand-made women's shoes.

Choo was born in Penang, Malaysia into a family of shoemakers. He is of Chinese Hakka descent. He made his first shoe when he was 11 years old. He is perhaps the most notable of students of Cordwainers Technical College in Hackney from which he graduated in 1983. (The college is now part of the London College of Fashion.) Choo has divulged that he worked part-time at restaurants and as a cleaner at a shoe factory to help fund his college education.

Jimmy Choo's beginnings can be traced back to his workshop in Hackney, North London, which he opened in 1986 by renting an old hospital building. His craftsmanship and designs were soon noticed and he came to the verge of international notability when his creations were featured in a record eight pages in a 1988 issue of Vogue magazine. Patronage from Diana, Princess of Wales from 1990 onwards further boosted his image.

In 1996, he co-founded Jimmy Choo Ltd with British Vogue accessories editor Tamara Mellon.

In April 2001, Choo sold his 50% stake in the company for £10 million. He has since been concentrating his work on the exclusive Jimmy Choo Couture line produced under license from Jimmy Choo Ltd. The Jimmy Choo London line, also known as Jimmy Choo Ready-To-Wear or, simply, Jimmy Choo, is under the purview of Tamara Mellon. The ready-to-wear line has expanded to include accessories such as handbags.

Choo lives in London. He is currently involved in a project to set up a shoemaking institute in Malaysia, where his iconic status is often evoked to inspire budding shoemakers and fashion designers. His company Jimmy Choo Ltd. produces some of the most expensive high-end shoes.

Choo's son is IT entrepreneur Danny Choo.

Awards

2000: Bestowed a state award carrying the title of Dato' by the Sultan of Pahang state in Malaysia for his achievements

2002: Conferred an OBE by Queen Elizabeth II in recognition of his services to the shoe and fashion industry in the United Kingdom

2004: Awarded the Darjah Setia Pangkuan Negeri by the Yang di-Pertua Negeri (Governor) of his home state of Penang, which also carries the title Dato' 

Awarded a fellowship by the University of the Arts London, conferring the use of the title Professor

GRENADE - BRUNO MARS

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Easy come, easy go

That's just how you live, oh

Take, take, take it all,

But you never give

Should of known you was trouble from the first kiss, Had your eyes wide open -

Why were they open?

Gave you all I had

And you tossed it in the trash

You tossed it in the trash, you did

To give me all your love is all I ever asked, Cause what you don't understand is

I’d catch a grenade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)

Throw my hand on a blade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)

I’d jump in front of a train for ya (yeah, yeah , yeah)

You know I'd do anything for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah) Oh, oh

I would go through all this pain, Take a bullet straight through my brain,

Yes, I would die for ya baby ; But you won't do the same

No, no, no, no

Black, black, black and blue beat me till I'm numb Tell the devil I said “hey” when you get back to where you're from

Mad woman, bad woman,

That's just what you are, yeah,

You’ll smile in my face then rip the breaks out my car

Gave you all I had

And you tossed it in the trash

You tossed it in the trash, yes you did

To give me all your love is all I ever asked Cause what you don't understand is

I’d catch a grenade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)

Throw my hand on a blade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)

I’d jump in front of a train for ya (yeah, yeah , yeah)

You know I'd do anything for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah) Oh, oh

I would go through all this pain, Take a bullet straight through my brain,

Yes, I would die for ya baby ; But you won't do the same

If my body was on fire, ooh You’ d watch me burn down in flames You said you loved me you're a liar Cause you never, ever, ever did baby...

But darling I’ll still catch a grenade for ya

Throw my hand on a blade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)

I’d jump in front of a train for ya (yeah, yeah , yeah)

You know I'd do anything for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah) Oh, oh

I would go through all this pain, Take a bullet straight through my brain,

Yes, I would die for ya baby ; But you won't do the same.

No, you won’t do the same,

You wouldn’t do the same,

Ooh, you’ll never do the same,

No, no, no, no